Now We Have Gender Reveals Involving Alligators Eating Out Of Peoples Hands

God dammit that video was beautiful. Mankind has finally reached the point in its evolution where videos about procreation are going to lead to death. The internet circle of life is complete! Can you imagine if that alligator had caught this dad’s hand and he had to explain to his kid years later that he was missing a hand because he was looking for some Likes and Retweets? What started as people popping balloons and hitting baseballs have led to rednecks risking it all. And I fucking love it. Now the stakes have been raised. If you aren’t putting at least your limbs and at most your life on the line for a gender reveal, nobody in the world will care if your child has a penis or a vagina. Get that weak shit off my timeline. I’m only watching gender reveals where a life can be lost for now on. These gender reveals have unlocked that thirst for blood we all have when we watch those stuntmen walk on tightropes on Discovery Channel. Now we will all be looking for a red splatter along with the blue or pink powder to announce a new baby’s sex. Humanity at its absolute finest.