This Pittsburgh Grandma Should Be Ashamed Of Herself For Her Horrible Conduct During Yesterday's Flyers vs Penguins Game

I mean… wow. Just wow. Are you kidding me? That is disgusting. I’m disgusted. I’m sorry this horrific lack of  sportsmanship has no place in the game.

Uhhhhh hey, Granny. How am I supposed to explain this to my neighbor’s fully grown 27-year-old kid? He was watching this game, you know. He was just looking to watch a wholesome, spirited competition between two great rivals and what he saw instead was grotesque, crude, and overall despicable behavior. It makes me sick to my stomach that somebody could think this is okay in the year 2018. Makes me want to vomit all over my keyboard. And now I need to buy a new laptop because mine is busted due to all of the vomit.

And you know what the worst part of all about this obscene gesture is? I can’t even say that I’m surprised. Because this is what we’ve come to know from the people of Pittsburgh over the years. They lack any sense of common decency. Time and time again, they prove themselves to be the worst of the worst. It’s just funny, ya know. You’ve got a sweet old lady in Chicago in Sister Jean. Looks like she has warm cookies and milk on deck for anybody she comes across. Heck, she’ll even knit you a new sweater right there on the spot. And then in Pittsburgh, you’ve got dirty old bitches like this one flipping off Brandon Manning of all people at a hockey game. Brandon Manning. The guy sucks. He doesn’t even deserve the minimal amount of physical effort it takes to flip somebody off. Yet this broad from Pittsburgh couldn’t even control herself. It was just in her nature to blast that middle finger because that’s the only type of life the trash people of Pittsburgh know.

I’d rather lose with class than win like that. Not only should this woman be ashamed, but the Penguins should be ashamed as well as the entire city of Pittsburgh. But we all know they won’t be.

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@BarstoolJordie

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