I Dare You To Be More Pimp Than Morgan Freeman In This 1971 Cigerette Commercial

This is obviously an older clip but this is the first time I’ve ever seen it and good Lord Morgan Freeman was fly as fuck back in his heyday. I don’t smoke and am as white as they come, but, dammit, my need to house a couple packs of Black & Long’s right now currently outweighs my need to breathe. One drag and I would be considered both pimp-quest and blacker than Mo. Win-(semi)win.

This commercial could’ve seamlessly went from a cigarette ad to a black gay porn at any point without missing a beat. Those cancer sticks aren’t the only things that can be considered black and long. Plus that Shaft looking motherfucker probably invented Keeping It On The Down Low.

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