Odell Beckham Jr. Was The Star Of The Dance Floor At Sterling Shepard's Wedding
I learned my lesson last season. A bunch of Giants dancing and being happy together does NOT indicate good chemistry that will lead to success on the field. HOWEVER, lets all sit back and appreciate just how good Odell’s ankle is looking in this video. Healthy as fuck, even though I’m pretty sure Odell would dance his dick off with a broken leg if there was a dance floor and a camera within 100 yards. Like I said in my blog about that video of Bootleg Odell, if Odell is in a place with music on, he is dancing. Not breaking up fights or anything nonsense like that. But dancing his likely very big dick off. Any video that does not have him dancing is Fake News like your parents read about on Facebook.
Which brings us to my next question. Do you think Sterling Shepard was concerned about inviting Odell Beckham Jr. to his wedding? Everyone has the friend they worry about getting too drunk or being too loud. Well poor Sterling had to worry about Odell coming in and winning the dance floor every time he set foot on it. It doesn’t matter if it’s the groomsman entrance, Shout, or the last dance. Odell is going to be showing off his 99 rating dance moves and everyone else will be playing for 2nd place. The groom is already wallpaper enough at his wedding. If one of his guests is a Top 5 dancer on the planet, that groom just went from silver to bronze, absolute best case scenario. If you have some old sassy great grandma like Sister Jean or JPP starts doing 8 finger backflips, then Sterling doesn’t medal at all in his own, very expensive wedding.
The gold definitely goes to the new Mrs. Sterling however. Not even my boy Odell can upstage her.
Now Odell AND Eli? I’d give Chanel a 50/50 chance against them together.