Vladimir Putin Has Shocked The World And Won Another Presidential "Election" In A Massive Landslide

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Huge congrats to Vladdy Putin winning a fourth term and six more years in the Kremlin against all odds… and by against all odds I mean despite the fact that he had all viable opponents legitimately banned from the election, murdered all critics, and rigged the ballot counting.

They blocked the camera with balloons!

Say what you want about Putin, he’s dangerous and evil and bad for the world blah blah blah, but let me ask you one simple question: If you pit every single world leader against each other in a last man standing Hunger Games style arena fight to the death, who wins?

Vladimir Putin and it’s not even close. Has to count for something.

PS — Sneaky under the radar hilarious fact that Vladdy and Dubya were best buds.