The Dodgers Have Once Again Changed The Celebration Game With The Dugout Sex Celebration

Hold that thought. Whatever you’re thinking right now, I ask that you remove it from your brain because it is without a doubt a knee jerk reaction that you haven’t given much thought to. Let me ask you a question first — did you know that the Dodgers invented the high five? Ohhhh you bet your ass they did.

Imagine a world without the high five? Absolutely mind bottling. So before you judge the dugout sex celebration, consider that perhaps you’re just not used to it yet, just as there was once a time when the high five was a foreign concept. It’s crazy to think about. Give it a couple of dry humps before you get used to it, and then next thing you know, you’re going to be doing the dugout sex celebration with your buddies out at the bar when you get a girl’s number, or at a house party when you sink the winning shot in beer pong, or with your dad when you graduate college.

It’s easy to say that it’s absurd now, but the Dodgers are literally the kings of inventing celebrations that stick for a lifetime. The high five is out and the dugout sex celebration is in. Believe that.