Come Inside This Giant Anus For Just 150 Dollars Per Night

I’d stay there. I dont know why but I would. Crawling inside an anus after a long day at the vineyard has long been a dream of mine. Sure, the anus looks small on the outside and the doorway can be kinda tight but once you get inside, it’s shocking how much space is in there. You can move around freely for the most part. The trouble is getting in. Lots of people try but only that select few actually get to come inside the anus hotel. After all, occupancy is limited. Cant be a free for all. That being said, there can be room for two but it’s really just built for one. Two people inside the anus can feel rather crowded. It’s better to just let one in at a time.

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