Tom Brady Can SMASH Beers

I hate to overstate things but that was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen Tom Brady do. I’m not even positive that they didn’t do movie magic or some nonsense because I’m that impressed. He takes like a single gulp and then, poof, there’s no beer left.

Obviously, this isn’t the first we’ve heard of Brady’s chugging abilities. We’ve all heard tale of him beating the O-lineman, we’ve heard Hoyer’s story from a few years ago when they were in Buffalo when he destroyed everyone, but actually seeing it? I’m stunned. That was amazing. Glass totally full to glass totally empty before you can even blink.

I understand I’m a fanboy, I understand Tom Brady can do anything and my jaw will hit the floor, but I’m very impressed right now. I’ve got a smile like I just saw my kid say his first words even though Tom Brady is 11 years my senior, but whatever. I’m proud of him. I’ve always said the only thing a celebrity needs to do to be relatable is drink and Tom just proved he can still rip it. Sure he eats avocado ice cream and is afraid of tomatoes but if you challenge him to a chugging competition make sure your affairs are in order, because he’s about to end you.

Beautiful.