Please, A Moment Of Silence For The 3 Tons Of Busch Light That Spilled Out Onto A Florida Highway

 

FOX 5 - Spring break is underway and the beer is already flowing – onto a Florida interstate highway.

Okaloosa County Sheriff’s officials said on Facebook Wednesday that a tractor-trailer carrying Busch beer spilled its cargo onto Interstate 10 in the Florida Panhandle.

In a news release, the Florida Highway Patrol said 44-year-old Michael Nolan Powell of Simpsonville, South Carolina, failed to maintain his lane, resulting in the truck running onto the shoulder of the road before overturning. He was treated for minor injuries at the scene and is charged with careless driving.

Troopers said about 60,000 pounds (27,000 kilograms) of Busch beer was tossed from the trailer.

We throw around thoughts and prayers a lot, but wow. I am shook. I am sorry I had to even blog this, but as a professional, sometimes you have to dig deep and post the stories that the Lamestream Media won’t go near. The Fake News CNN, the Amazon Washington Post, will they cover this story that has people weeping from coast to coast? Doubtful. 60,000 pounds of the working man’s beer, gone forever. That’s 3 tons for those keeping track at home. Thousands upon thousands of beers that will never be boob luged nor butt funneled. Gallons upon gallons of the finest $8.99 30 racks which will never be shotgunned by a guy who has had 3 hours of sleep in the last 4 days, or attempted to be shotgunned by Lisa who really needs to just get over Mitch because he wasn’t even that good to her anyway. And even though Lisa knows Dennis is really into her, Mitch keeps swearing he’ll be better but hasn’t returned a text in 4 days.

So please, a moment of silence for these dear, precious beers. We will never forget you. I guess Grandma (RIP) needed a cold one in the sky.