Smokeshow Brought A Doritos Bag Full Of Drugs To Prison For Her Grandson

Fox 5 - A Tennessee grandmother was arrested after she brought a Doritos bag full of drugs to a prison, but told police her grandson had tricked her into bringing the banned items.

Sarah Griffin, 68, was visiting her grandson Cody Clements, an inmate at Shelby County Division of Corrections, on Saturday when she slipped him a bag of Doritos, FOX13 reported. An officer went over to the duo and asked Clements to hand the bag over.

Clements allegedly grabbed a black object wrapped with electrical tape out of the bag before handing it over.

The officer took the object, unwrapped it and found 28.5 grams of methamphetamine, 11.4 grams of marijuana, 40 bars of prescription Xanax pills, 1.7 grams of Ecstasy and 1.1 grams of heroin, according to WREG.

Griffin told police she didn’t know about the drugs inside the Doritos bag. The 68-year-old added that she picked up the chips bag from an unidentified girl earlier in the week and believed she was giving her grandson a cellphone.

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Send out the smoke patrol! What a ride or die bitch. She’ll do anything for her family, including, but not limited to, bringing her grandson a buffet of drugs to prison. My gal Sarah might not have known what she was doing, but at the end of the day, she was the one sneaking in 28.5 grams of meth, 11.4 grams of weed, 40 Xany bars, and a bunch of estasy and heroin into the jail. She was about to make her grandson the king of the castle.

Can you imagine the street cred that family would get when they find out Grammy left her Saturday night Mahjong game with the gals to bring her grandson the biggest display of drugs this side of Narcos? Grandma Sarah would have a table reserved for her at the early bird dinner, wherever she wanted. Evelyn, Rose, Blythe, and Edith would never talk about her behind her back at BINGO again. And she would just sit at home, smoking a cigarette, using her steam powered vibrator until the next shipment of drugs was ready to go.