Would You Quit Your Job To Become a Professional Sex Robot Tester For $48,000 a Year?
A COMPANY is advertising a job for a new sex doll tester – and the successful candidate will earn £35k a year for romping with robots. Adult toy firm Silicone Sex World says it’s looking for someone who’s willing to try out its latest products and join the team at their base in Hatton Garden, London. The newly formed role offers flexible working hours, as well as 22 days holiday per year plus bank holidays, a free gym membership and company mobile phone.
Perks also include family and friends discount for the wide range of male sex doll products on offer by the firm, which claims to be the UK’s number one trusted supplier. Responsibilities include personally testing new ranges and providing detailed feedback to manufacturers. The new tester will also be expected to attend industry events around the world to keep ahead of competition and be on top of quality control with products leaving and arriving at the warehouse.
Today we tackle the question that has been sweeping the nation. Everyone is considering it, but will anyone actually pull the trigger? Would you quit your job to have sex with robots for $48,000 a year. The job is real and comes with perks like 22 personal days and off on the usual bank holidays. You also get a free gym membership and a company phone. I honestly think that’s a pretty fair deal and something you have to consider if you hate your current job.
Before I was working at Barstool I had a sales job where I’d have to make upwards of 300 phone calls a day and have a call time near four hours. I truly wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy as it made me depressed about my life. Whenever I see people from there on the street I secretly pray they got out and found something better to do, but the answer is usually no. There’s not a single person at that company who wouldn’t quit their day job to fuck some robots for almost $50k a year with benefits. I think it’s a no brainer assuming the public has no way of ever finding out what you actually do for a living. Can’t have that being brought up at Thanksgiving dinner. So what if all your coworkers aren’t real people? It kind of makes it all the better because you don’t have to hang out with them after work. The only thing is you can never, ever tell your friends or significant other what you do for a living. You have to make something up like you work in sales or something and keep it a secret. At the end of the day, if you hate your current job you should apply for this.
“The firm says it isn’t essential to have worked in the adult industry before but a passion for sex dolls and a keen eye for detail is an important part of the role.”
Back in college me and my house mates drunkenly ordered Sasha Grey pocket pussies to the house. One of the more hilarious $15 purchases I’ve ever spent. I used mine for a week and then buried it in the backyard out of fear my girlfriend at the time would find it. It’s still there. Yeah, I really don’t know why either.