Caption Contest: What Realization Did Jennifer Garner Just Have?

Incredible. Jennifer Garner was having a good time at the Oscars until something hit her brain with the force of a thousand bricks and made her rethink everything that she ever knew ever existed. Did she leave the oven on? Did she leave porn up on the computer and tell the babysitter it’s ok if the kids play on it? Did she just remember she booked a trip to Cape Town without even considering there is a massive water crisis there which could impact millions? What do you think just hit J Garn’s brain and cause her to shortwire at the Oscars last night? “Wait…there were still people making their way across the United States via the Oregon Trail the year the fax machine was invented…it just…how….”