Nothing Better Than An Insanely Over-The-Top Travel That Goes Uncalled

“Of course there’s better things than uncalled travels, you fucking idiot, Chaps. Have sex one time. Eat a steak. Drink an ice cold beer after mowing the grass. Go to a concert where your favorite band is playing. Hell, eat a strawberry. Dumb headline.”

I do admit that strawberries are delicious but I still think over-the-top travels are very funny. I mean, that was like 9 steps. Live a little. Jesus.