James Harden Just Put A Man On The Ground And Stared Through His Soul

SEE YA LATER, WES JOHNSON! CLEAN UP ON AISLE THREE! A MAN JUST HAD BOTH OF HIS ANKLES SNAPPED SMOOTH OFF OF HIS BODY AND THERE IS BLOOD AND ANKLE JUICE LEAKING ALL OVER AISLE THREE! BRING THE BIG BUCKET!

Last time these two teams played Chris Paul led a small cavalry down a secret tunnel to deliver the beats to Austin Rivers. Somehow that was much more civil than what James Harden just did to Wes Johnson. Harden put Johnson on the ground at the four second mark and didn’t even think about shooting until the seven second mark. In a professional basketball game he stood perfectly still while staring at the man he just effectively retired for three whole seconds before draining a three. A whole eighth of the shotclock wasting away while James Harden telepathically kicked a man while he was down. Why they’re continuing to play this game, I have no idea. It’s not because it’s 31-7, it’s because there was just a man massacred on live television.

There hasn’t been a crossover + stare down combo this lethal in a game that didn’t happen on the And-1 circuit since Randolph Childress flipped Jeff McInnis over like a half-cooked pancake on a hot skillet.

#RIPIP Wes Johnson.

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