Gentleman Writes An Erotic Tale Via Snapchat And Gets Dismissed Like A Peasant Butler

Fellas, yall know I love a good ole fashioned erotic tale. You start a story with, “I would kiss you, makeout with you, and then still be kissin you,” I’m in! I too love to kiss!

After the nice and polite kissin talk, our prince takes it to Dirty Town: population horny as fuck.

Kissin the panties >>>>

Focusing on the clit >>>>

Bout to cum >>>>

Rubbing hands on some boobs >>>>

move your dick until she drips >>>>

Noticing her pretty eyes when she actually squirting >>>

Squirting <<<<

Fellas, I was all in on this story until that part. Dont you dare get all that business on my 1000 thread count cotton. It's 11:30 post meridiem and I have a busy day at the bloggin factory tomorrow.

U still there?

Fuckin Nigel. Jesus Christ.