What The Hell Does Paris Hilton Think She's Doing?
So Paris Hilton from the rafters today dropped this pic. Some photoshop job of her in the White House press room saying Make America Hot Again. Paris Hilton is hot, I’ll give her that. She’s very hot. She’s always had that rich and snobby and hot but self aware and unapologetic about it thing going on. I like that. It works, but that’s not the point of this blog. I didn’t come here to say Paris Hilton is hot. I came here to point out that we’ve obviously already got somebody making America hot again. There is one person and one person only for the job. There’s one person who can simultaneously deliver the professionalism, wit, strategy, toughness and hotness the American people need. To take the White House from a place seemingly of turmoil to a place of class and glamour and hotness. There is just one woman for this. There is just one woman for America. There is just one woman for the White House (press room).
There is just one woman for me.
Stay in your lane, Paris.
(admittedly, it’s a good lane)
PS — Waterboarding and global warming, totally not hot.
PPS — Paris Hilton has made some bangers in her time. This one here is not a banger.