Drunk Penn State Chick Hits Her Crazy Stride Fullspeed And Then Some

Settle down there, psychotits. Don’t care if you made it through a box of wine in all 4 of the overtimes during the Michigan game, there’s no excuse for trying to go all Carrie on everyone’s asses in State College. Gotta respect the motor on this broad, though. Blackout to batshit in just 13.5 seconds? Woman is going to make one hell of a crazy divorcee.

Thanks to William Wallace(?) for the vid. FREEDOM!