Kanye West Has Made His Triumphant Return To Instagram

He’s baaaaaaaaaack. No avatar. Doesn’t follow anybody. But Mr. West is back on Instagram. Had Kanye posted on Instagram in the past? I honestly can’t remember. That post just popped onto my Instagram feed so I must’ve already been following him from before. I need Kanye back on social media. It was chaos whenever he was on Twitter. Just brain dump after brain dump about things that made sense and especially things that made zero sense. Twitter needs a wild card like him. I liked when Kanye was on Twitter and I’d wake up in the morning to find he fired off 300 tweets in the middle of the night about god only knows what. It was the best. Instagram will have to do for now.

What are the chances Kanye gave that card to himself? Like there’s a 99% chance he got that for Kim for Valentine’s Day (aw) but the 1% chance he gave it to himself is a super strong 1%. A stronger 1% than the 1% on an iPhone. The more I think about, those percentages should be flipped. There’s a 99% chance the inside of that card says, “Kanye, you’re great. You’re the best to ever do it. The fire that burns in my heart for you will never be extinguished. I love the kids we’ve made together. They’re beautiful reflections of you. XOXO Love, Kanye.” Kim will never be able to love Kanye as much as Kanye loves himself. Kanye buying himself cards and gifts is most certainly not out of the question.

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