Does Having A 3-Ring Binder Filled With Pics And Details Of Every Girl You've Hooked Upped With Get This Stoolie Laid?

So I was hanging out with a loyal Stoolie a couple weeks ago shooting the shit about life when all of a sudden he mentions he has kept a 3-ring binder with pictures and descriptions of every girl he has ever kissed and beyond. I called bullshit, because honestly, I didn’t think anyone could have that kind of will and tenacity. Just assume all guys are lazy as hell like myself. But oh did he prove me wrong.

I must say, I was impressed to say the least. The greatest 3-ring binder since my TMNT Trapper Keeper. This is so psychotic it’s genius. Like a serial killer that keeps mementos of his victims to relive it in his mind over and over. Was half expecting the end to just be a continued manifesto a la Kevin Spacy’s books from Se7en. The amount of time, effort and energy directed towards this bible of booty is outstanding. Not only that, out of the literal 100+ conquests, his comments are fucking hilarious.

Here is a glimpse of what was in there:

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Does this Encyclopedia Bootanica of one’s life get him laid?

Vote 1 for Yes, Yes It Does and 10 for Not Now When One Of These Girls Finds Out And Cuts His Nuts Off: