Von Miller Is In Love With Kirk Cousins And He Doesn't Care Who Knows It
Look at Von getting thirsty in the Instagram comments! “I too, like cereal”, he comments, hands shaking, hoping Kirk sees what he writes.
It’s no secret that Denver both needs a QB, and that Von Miller wants that QB to be Kirk Cousins. He has not shied away from his very open crush on the QB, saying:
CBS - Miller’s feelings haven’t changed; on Wednesday he told “The Dan Patrick Show” that “[Kirk] knows exactly how I feel about Kirk Cousins and what he’d mean to our team. And what he would mean to a lot of other teams. He’s the hot quarterback on the market right now. … Yeah, we need Kirk. We need Kirk. I’d like to have Kirk.
He wants to play it cool, but he just can’t stop gushing about him:
He even offered him a place to stay in Denver.
Live look at Von Miller:
I don’t know if anyone in the world is thirstier than Von Miller is for Kirk Cousins. Pretty sure he has “VM+KC 4 Ever” doodled on all his binders and folders at this point. Definitely added Kirk’s initials to his AIM profile, and is calling to see if he can have a sleepover tomorrow because his mom said it’s ok. Wouldn’t be shocked if later today Von tweeted out a picture of himself listening to a Creed CD while wearing a MAGA hat, captioned “I love Jesus and Michigan State, go Spartans!”
Photoshop grade: 8.7/10.