All The Raw Philly Riot Clips After The Eagles Win With Rone & Caleb

Full *Official* Video with these guys coming out VERY soon

Shout out to the city of Philadelphia for putting on a SHOW last night on and off the field. As a Robby G fan I was crushed but then again the Summer of Gronk starting a little early isn’t necessarily a bad thing either. One thing is for sure… Philly was READY for this moment. And they did not disappoint.

I followed Rone & Caleb into the bowels of Broad Street and everywhere around City Hall IMMEDIATELY after the Eagles won. It was bedlam, it was MAYHEM, I legitimately heard “Dreams & Nightmares” no less than 500 times. For nearly 96 minutes we streamed all the madness on FB Live and there’s limitless highlights to see. If you want to have a poor man’s virtual reality/Cloverfield experience, check out the full stream above.

Here are some of the best Philly highlights to come through our internet door so far…

Every car in Philly had people dancing and BLASTING Meek Mill

Like I mean BLASTING Meek Mill…

Rone was nearly killed by a traffic light pulled down next to City Hall

And then everyone started singing “We are the Champions”

There were humans riding on top of cars

And flipping them over

Also humans falling off of buildings

And blindly walking into traffic

Also humans dancing on cars and Tom Brady’s grave

Lip tattoo chicks were criticizing TB12’s makeout style

Fullbacks were ready to tackle in full pads

The streets were LIT

And also sparkling aimlessly fireworks

Baby, YOU are a firework

Dog heads were EVERYWHERE

As were the “FUCK TOM BRADY” chants

Even the oldest Eagles fans were ready to go to jail for partying

Firefighters did their best to do their best

As did the police aka human car washers

Emotions flooded out in all the ways

There was some of the ol’ smashing glass and looting too

Which lead this Eagles fan to plead “WE’RE BETTER THAN THIS” Jury is VERY much out on that one

But mostly everyone just wanted to FREE MEEK

And some fans in Minnesota wanted a souvenir

Thanks to the city of Philadelphia for not murdering me and letting me take in that absolutely majestic shitshow… Although I’d say Rone’s Venmo fund should probably go towards rebuilding that entire area instead of the blind and deaf kids. Please don’t take this as criticism Mage Rone, I am but a loyal servant! Spare me! I ate the horse shit as you commanded!