Eli Manning Just Won The Third Super Bowl Of His Career
Mood:
THAT’S. MY. QUARTERBACK. The 2017 Giants? Never heard of them! All I know is that Eli Manning shared a TV with the Patriots during the Super Bowl and emerged victorious. Again. You can talk about which teams are actually “playing” in the game. I counter with Elisha Nelson Manning shocking the world and having the best dance moves seen all night. That includes Justin Timberlake, Odell Beckham Jr., and whoever scored a touchdown before and after this blog was written. And I haven’t begun to even start digging for GIFs in that treasure trove of a video. Some people win Super Bowls on the field, others win it during commercial break. Eli won it this year by actually becoming Patrick Swayze (RIP) in front of millions and millions of people.
Winning Super Bowls that nobody thought were possible. That’s what Eli Manning does!
Then again, maybe we shouldn’t be so surprised by all this. Eli has clearly been trying to tell us for years that he had magical dance moves and nobody was listening. Hips don’t lie.
