The "Average" Woman's Face From Each Ethnicity Is A Total Crock Of Shit

DM – If you were described as average-looking, you probably wouldn’t see it as a compliment. But perhaps you would be happy if you looked like any of these computer-generated depictions of the ‘average woman’. They were created by scientists, who used hundreds of pictures of women from all over the world. Experimental psychologists at the University of Glasgow photographed women from 41 different nationalities and ethnicities for the experiment. Using a modern version of the technique that anthropologist Sir Francis Galton pioneered in the late 19th century, multiple images were carefully laid over one another using a computer technology.

Average my ass. Any one of these broads would be a certified home run hookup. You see the average asshole walking down the street? Now look at how ugly they are and realize that half of the population is uglier than them. Good thing there’s not an average American woman here. With obesity the way it is and deep-fried-butter being a thing that actually exists in the South, the average pic may have more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Winners:

Ukraine, Sweden, Czech Republic, Netherlands and England, until she smiles. Blondes FTW.

I’d approve the war if we could take Serbia’s women.

Russia can convert the cock to Communism any day of the week.

TURKEY.

India is very lucky the pic is not a scratch-n’-sniff.

Haven’t seen a solid lineup like Greece/Italy/Spain/Israel since Murder’s Row.

Losers:

Expected a LOT more out of France.

Chad/Cameron is a guaranteed baby mama to at least 5 baby daddies.

The original “Rule Of Thumb” still looks like fair play in Hungary and Romaina.

Should have taken the next step in that broad’s average day and pixelated Japan.

Troy Polamalu almost looks better than what Samoa is putting out there. Almost.