Barstool Philly Comments Of The Week Presented By BurgerBumps

[Editor’s Note: FYI the dirt I had on the troll is still there, but the troll has either vanished from the site since last Friday or changed his name. Must have got spooked. Obviously won’t release anything until he shows his face again around here. Spoiler alert: Sadly it’s not ImTough or tornopen.]

Whats up you ol’ coots, BurgerBumps here for round three. You know what this means is that me and smitty are best friends now, so fuck you gunnerstahl. You need to find someone else to sit on your face, he’s my bitch now. Also I want to say that on barstool confessions last week tornopen argued with a 13 year old for at least 50 comments in a row. I was so pissed after sifting through all of them I couldn’t even remember what I was gonna say. Here it is though, I jerked off last week to the same porn scene five times in a row, then I forgot the bitches name and now I can’t find the video. Feel free to name some hot brunette pornstars please. But this blog is called comments of the week so let’s get to the fucking comments!

Blog Donovan mcnabb gave another horrible speech last night at harrahs

by cantgetthestinkout on September 22, 2013 at 3:56 pm
A+ cocaine induced thirsty voice.

Blog this bodybuilding meatstick with the downs can play for my team anyday

by mobywankenobi on September 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm
“because the weights don’t go to potato” ..funniest thing I’ve ever read on his site….

by spiderbite on September 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm
He kind of looks like Neil all juiced up

by nardo on September 23, 2013 at 5:11 pm
can you imagine how terrifying he will be down the road when he gains old man strength too?

by dontyakno on September 23, 2013 at 5:11 pm
He looks like the baby from that classic show Dinosaurs

Blog scientists can now cure fears through your dreams

by kots on September 23, 2013 at 3:54 pm
I’ve never had a wet dream and, quite frankly, I feel cheated.

Blog taking a knee to run out the clock in madden is perfectly acceptable and if you don’t agree youre not a winner in life

by lenbiasdandruff on September 23, 2013 at 1:01 pm
How many of his West Elm throw pillows did he have to move for you to be able to sit down?

by cjensen on September 23, 2013 at 1:04 pm
I’ve lost a game on the run up the middle play #kneelforneilforlife

by red turtle duck on September 23, 2013 at 1:38 pm
Smitty stops at red lights in GTA.

Blog brain scans prove porn addiction equal to alcoholism and drug addiction

by valbroski on September 23, 2013 at 10:26 am
If I had to choose between coke and porn I’d pick suicide.

Blog Miami heat and Brooklyn nets to wear jerseys with their nicknames on the back because the nba is the xfl now

by schrutebucks on September 24, 2013 at 10:24 am
metta world peace is gonna wear ‘artest’

by How to Lose 9lbs in 7 Days! on September 24, 2013 at 10:25 am
I would love it if they had to wear their dad’s name on the back of their jersey. Everyone’s would be blank except for the 7 footers from Europe

Blog justice at last disabled people can no longer skip lines at disneyland

by cityofchamps2000s on September 24, 2013 at 11:38 am
Letting the skip lines is the least we could do after using their bathroom stalls as our own personal stroking stadiums at work

Blog super slut gets confronted by both dudes shes banging

by avalanche1201 on September 24, 2013 at 12:54 pm
somehow I get the feeling those guys are going to become best friends and double the shit out of whores for years to come

Blog Obama doesn’t know mic is on admits he only quit smoking because he’s scared of his wife

by asteroid on it on September 24, 2013 at 1:55 pm
Grape flavored Newports were his preferred brand

by buckethatsandbigcats on September 24, 2013 at 1:35 pm
Obama and Maurice are the only two unique people that I wouldn’t lock my car doors for

Blog soccer fan does the Frankenstein after fencing response knockout

by kingpin69 on September 24, 2013 at 3:45 pm
some commenter the other day said eating a girls ass tasted like pennies, so I tried it and it really kinda did.

by lenbiasdandruff on September 24, 2013 at 4:18 pm
@kingpin did your Mom enjoy it?

by wazza on September 25, 2013 at 12:20 pm
My coworker wants to see Brock, Todd and Lydia survive in Breaking Bad and start a family. And he’s dead serious.

Blog eatdatpussy445 eagles vs broncos preview week 4

by chestacopperpot on September 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
That headband is hlding on for dear life and probably smells like Casey Anthony’s 7-day-old aborted fetus.

by richiecunningham on September 25, 2013 at 1:41 pm
EDP you are so fat I couldn’t even watch this…My PC screen started sweating

by matt ryans dick on September 25, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Your bottom lip is so heavy I can see the inside of it when you’re not talking

by lenbiasdandruff on September 25, 2013 at 1:56 pm
What does he catch with those gloves? Diabetes?

by eduardo_sanchez on September 25, 2013 at 2:41 pm
“I looked at Wikipedia – I done some research.”

Blog yep that’s a nose on his forehead

by 781kid on September 25, 2013 at 2:16 pm
Guys coke dealer loves him

Blog nobody has better stories than these two

by 781kid on September 25, 2013 at 4:14 pm
If I wanted nonstop stories of cocaine abuse and gambling id talk to my dad

by come at me bro on September 25, 2013 at 4:19 pm
So the crowning achievement of your life is to talk to Michael Jordan and you imagine it as him talking about a tranny and Scottie Pippen’s nuts? a little strange

Blog Russian dad discipline is somewhat tougher than the average American father

by heffay on September 26, 2013 at 11:02 am
My dad used to wear a blind fold when he’d hit me with a belt. He said he did it because the blind fold would give me a chance to not get my ass kicked too bad (because he might miss) … but even if he missed he would take another swing, starting to think it was fucked up game he would play… I call people who had progressive, fairy parents ‘generation cupcake’

by the_rikan5 on September 26, 2013 at 11:20 am
My dad was a military man and i called him an asshole one time and he knocked me on my back, put his fist in my face and said ‘if you don’t want to respect me, you can get out of this house, if you want to stay you respect me. Cause if you don’t, i will kill you, and i will fuck your mom and have another son just like you and i will give him your name.”

Blog wait a second people don’t use siri

by martymcsorley77 on September 26, 2013 at 4:41 pm
Jesus walked on water, i feel like your head would just float above the surface like a buoy

Blog fat pictures of Pageviews: ive made a life changing discovery about myself im awesome looking on my left side and gross looking on my right side
boston

by antihero326 on September 26, 2013 at 4:25 pm
you wanna know a blog that i would honestly love to read? “Where are they now: Neil”

by rjj17 on September 26, 2013 at 4:27 pm
You look like a bag of smashed assholes.

by carlsweetchuck on September 26, 2013 at 4:39 pm
Get liposuction on Chin #2. That thing must weigh 15 lbs.

by herbie versmells on September 26, 2013 at 4:45 pm
either one of them causes a fucking solar eclipse what does it matter? also, i agree, your double chin turns into a triple chin on the right side for some reason

by pawwsox on September 26, 2013 at 4:55 pm
jawlines musta skipped over the tribe

Just like last week fella’s there really isn’t a reason to comment on this blog either because I already know what you’re thinking

Moister than my asshole after a weeklong bender. Binder? Who fucking cares.