A Scene Straight Out of War of the Worlds Happened Last Night in Michigan...Aliens are Mobilizing

Yeahhhh we’re fucked. Wonder what the government is gonna make up this time to try and tell this was training exercise or something. Yeah no shot Mr. Government man, I’ve seen the footage, I’ve analyzed it. That was straight out of War of the Worlds and I’m kinda terrified not gonna lie. Remember the scene I’m referring to?

That movie came out when I was 12 and I remember being petrified in the movie theater. The vicious sound of the lightning strikes were so violent and loud I didn’t even know what was happening. Well, in Sterling Height, Michigan last night that shit happened. I fully expected to wake up this morning and find out we were under attack because the aliens’ machines came from under the ground. To be honest, I have yet to turn on the news so that could very well be happening, but judging that our top story today was my pal Chaps helping a couple have sex in public I assume all his quiet on the Western Front.

I feel like we’ve had way more alien situations come up in the past 12 months than ever before so we’re just building up for a full out invasion sooner rather than later. We’ve had a good run, let’s make sure we go out in style folks.