Cameraman With A Titanium Sac Has Mexican Stand Off With Black Rhino

Someone cut off his balls and send them to NASA. They need to be studied for the good of mankind. Then afterwards stick them in the Smithsonian. Like the Cross Of Coronado, they belong in a museum.

“You’ve really gotta watch black rhino in the bush.” A sentence that can be justifiable for both on Safari and around horny dudes hopped up on adrenaline after a 2am fight at Waffle House.

PS – I need to have a beer with Mike Rowe before one of us dies, either that or have him narrate my life story. Dude is the fucking man.