Barstool Philly Comments Of The Week Brought To You By Commentor BurgerBumps (Again)
Editor’s note: After railing BurgerBumps last wk, looking back he actually did a decent job. He gets the nod again.
Unrelated: I’ve discovered cringe worthy, embarrassing information about a troll commentor that nobody likes and tries way to hard to be funny. Do I release it or should there be a matter of respect amongst assholes? Discuss.]
What’s up you ol’ coots, old balls’ BurgerBumps here with another 30,000 word blog. Thank god EBT came along and gave me access to so many beautiful comments to add to this. In case you guys don’t follow me on twitter I just wanted to let you know that every single time I scratch or adjust my balls/dick I smell my hand immediately afterwards. Usually I come in hot also, so at least a few of the fingers touch my lips. Also sometimes when I have really bad beer shits ill wipe back to front the first couple times so that the rouge shit juice that made it to my ass cheeks doesn’t get on my hand. I smell my fingers after that also. But this blog is called comments of the week, so let’s get to the fucking comments.
Blog its car vs man and car wins by vicious knockout
by tornopen on September 14, 2013 at 2:07 am
Mo posting at 2am… looks like I am not the only getting high alone tonight.
by xxray55 on September 14, 2013 at 3:06 am
I knew they never wake up before 11. But who knew they work at 2 am.
Blog somebody needs to take out these clowns just chilling on the streets of England for the good of humanity
by roger-klotz69 on September 16, 2013 at 10:14 am
So a clown knocks on your door and asks to paint your window sill … but the only reason you become suspicious is because they dont have any paint with them?
Blog Eatdatpussy445 defense is trash as almighty shit
by bwelsh898 on September 15, 2013 at 7:34 pm
I wonder what size that jersey is…
by squirter on September 15, 2013 at 7:34 pm
does your mom get angry when you yell in the house during the wendy williams show?
by cokeancola on September 15, 2013 at 7:36 pm
when you try to wipe how many attempts before you say fuck it and pull up your pants
by joepcro on September 15, 2013 at 7:44 pm
Guy should just change his name to Eatdateverything
by florida369 on September 15, 2013 at 7:51 pm
I would hate to buy this dudes plane tickets. “sir you have to buy four seats due to your excess baggage.”
by drift on September 15, 2013 at 7:57 pm
EDP, have you ever tipped over in your Hoveround in the soda aisle at the grocery store?
by anthonypadre on September 19, 2013 at 3:39 pm
Does EDP stand for Early Diabetes Please?
Blog are there really grown adults who are going to take off work tomorrow to play gta v
by elvicepresidente on September 16, 2013 at 4:25 pm
You are a grown man blogging on the internet…
by animalman on September 16, 2013 at 4:25 pm
Says the guy who drove around challenging people to Mario Kart.
by brownstool69 on September 16, 2013 at 4:34 pm
@Tornopen is definitely a crossing guard at a middle school
by thisguyrighthere on September 16, 2013 at 4:37 pm
why does mo have to take the day off? he can literally play for 50 minutes of every hour, take 10 minutes to write 3 sentences, then keep playing.
Blog guess that side boob
by tomcaronsgoatee on September 16, 2013 at 12:26 pm
i bet when she lays down on her back, they slide very far apart and into her armpits.
by johnnymanchuk on September 16, 2013 at 12:42 pm
when she lies down, her chest looks like the face of a hammerhead shark
Blog does this look like the face of a Nigerian student who proved gay marriage is improper with science and magnets
by himself on September 17, 2013 at 9:46 am
Where the fuck did this dude get his doctorate? University of Phoenix?
by donny_d on September 17, 2013 at 9:56 am
He also has a large sum of money that he needs help with moving it out of the country.
by otwisted on September 17, 2013 at 10:09 am
Surprised he wasn’t accused of being some type of witch and killed for making 2 rocks stick together.
Blog eatdatpussy445 eagles vs chiefs preview
by jaybone on September 17, 2013 at 3:01 pm
if you sewed together all the eagles Jersey he owned , you could cover new england in the winter
by monsterzero on September 17, 2013 at 3:02 pm
do you bleed gravy?
by foghorn on September 17, 2013 at 3:16 pm
This guy is a few cheeseburgers away from replacing sweatpants with a moo moo.
Blog does this look like the face of a fort bragg soldier and his wife arrested for making porn with their dogs releasing it online
by bloodinmystool on September 17, 2013 at 2:23 pm
Did they ever catch that woman with the German Shepherd I mistakenly downloaded from limewire like 12 years ago?
by bigtmac on September 17, 2013 at 2:26 pm
Were they bangin him people-style?
by deltoro on September 17, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Where would one find this abominable video?
Blog can this 62 year old glamour model still get after it or not
by ayoungvinbaker on September 17, 2013 at 1:11 pm
C’mon know your audience here, does a bear shit in the woods?
by jaybone on September 17, 2013 at 1:06 pm
her pussy might just roll out like a fruit roll up
by 314stoolstl on September 17, 2013 at 1:08 pm
I bet her vagina smells like a stamp collecting expo
by on September 17, 2013 at 1:08 pm
Would be like fucking a cold bowl of chilli
Blog can you spot the tranny
by msgsent on September 18, 2013 at 10:16 am
Prez is getting wet for men and you’re posting tranny pictures… If this websites making a change you should let us know now.
by tommypickles on September 18, 2013 at 10:21 am
dammit smitty, im having a bad enough morning. now im sitting here questioning wether or not i have the gay
Blog if American coaches slapped our kids half as hard as the Japanese the world wouldn’t stand a chance
by gunnarstahl on September 18, 2013 at 10:47 am
Looks like what I do to my dick during lunch breaks
by turschel on September 18, 2013 at 10:52 am
if smacking children led to discipline and obedience, all black people would be doctors and lawyers
by itsmailtimesomewhere on September 18, 2013 at 12:22 pm
you’d think the Asians would know how to hold their phones sideways… they live in widescreen
blog this is what really happens when you attempt to jump over a speeding car
by maritime on September 18, 2013 at 11:22 am
stereotypes 99/100 times are true…this guy is the exception
by imtough on September 18, 2013 at 11:24 am
does the weight of your massive dome piece preclude you from attempting such activities?
by jaybone on September 18, 2013 at 11:33 am
derpjihad mom does that when she has to abort a child
Blog barstool philly tailgates at the eagles home opener
by butter-pecan on September 19, 2013 at 1:14 pm
I’d rather tailgate in Syria than in Philly.