Carrie Underwood Is Debuting Her New Dong Tonight! I Hope It's Tastefully Done

Very exciting news! Listen, folks. I know our friends over at Billboard made a little mistake on the ole typing machine. Our pals meant song and not dong. A dong is, lest we forget, a slang term for penis. New song or new dong, buddy,,, I’m tuning in. I love to see Carrie Underwood using her golden pipes to get the football crowd going. She hits those power ballad notes like it aint nobody’s business. Speaking of nobody’s business, let’s go back to this dong stuff. Yeah, right. That would be inappropriate. Shame on you for even joking about this kinda thing. It was a typo. Simple as that.