Are There Really Grown Adults Taking Off Work Tomorrow To Play GTA V?
So my buddy says he’s going out at midnight to get this game and take off his cube job the rest of the week to essentially fake beat up hookers and run over solely people of race he doesn’t like. To each his own, he can do what he wants with his life and vacation time. But the man’s got a kid, mortgage and wife on his plate of hell. Shouldn’t video games be retired as a priority in life at some point? I get it. He wants an escape and deserves it, but this is the best some adults can do? Grow up Peter Pans. Count Chocolulas. It’s called Vegas. Strip clubs. Benders. Plenty of other escapes from reality than spending all of your time in a fake world doing stuff you could almost legally do in real life if you grew some sac.
This is only regarding people out of school with jobs and some real responsibilities. If you’re in school it’s a crime not to skip class to get baked or drunk off your dick and devour this game for a solid 3-4 days.
PS: My point exactly:
everybody cool if tomorrow's blogs are just a livestream of me in my underwear playing GTA V?
— maurice (@tallmaurice) September 16, 2013