Get A Load Of This Goober Who Spends His Days Trying To Be A Goose

That’s the best four minutes and nine seconds I’ve spent this morning. I watched the entire thing start to finish and didn’t check my phone once. Which for an ADD ridden brain like mine says a lot. His goose whispering skills were impressive enough that I didn’t even click through. Why would I? Look at that scenery.

Who knew castles and geese could be so aesthetically pleasing? It’s a weird combo but it works. Geese on the ground are disgusting. They’re literally known for generating shit. Castles are gross too. They look like they smell like pee. But for some reason they compliment each other. Stick the two of them together and you forget all about the ugliness.

I was going roast this guy but I don’t think I can do it. He’s too happy. If he want’s to spend his retirement Titanic-ing a  bunch of geese who am I to judge?

2017 Pat would’ve taken a few digs but not anymore. New year new me. To each his own. Besides, it looks kinda fun. As long as I could get a guarantee that the geese wouldn’t get sucked into the propellor I’d go for a ride. So good on you, goose-man. Keep doing you.