Ben McAdoo's Haircut Seems Extra Fucked Up After What He Did To Eli Manning

After watching Ben talk about the decision to bench Eli Manning, something just isnt right. We’ve had fun here talking about Ben’s hair and general aloofness on this website. We’ve talked about how Ben seems like the silly, chubby kid who got to be the line leader for the day. We all kinda liked him.

Not now. I’m not even a Giants fan but Ben’s haircut just seems kinda fucked up now. His haircut is like the fart that stuck around and tasted like ketchup in Step Brothers. His haircut is the tuxedo.

And making Eli cry was the ketchup/onion-smelling fart. It makes everything else seem fucked up.

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