Lebron Unleashes His Most Obnoxious Instagram Post Yet

This fucking guy. I mean that was not only the most obnoxious, pretentious, ridiculous post in the history of Brons Bron’s career, but in the history of the written word in general. Everything was just so perfectly dickhead. The emoji use. The little catch phrases like “Mad real” and “Jesus Grab the wheel” Seriously how does he even come up with this stuff? Imagine being around him 24/7? No Wonder he has no friends. No wonder his teammates hate him. No wonder Kyrie left Cleveland. He’s insufferable. Oh don’t talk to Lebron about wine if you don’t know what you’re talking about? SHUT UP DUDE! Only an absolute cocksucker brags about knowing wine and I bet he probably doesn’t even know what he’s talking about to begin with. Probably just a bunch of yes men telling him that his cabernets are merlots and vice versa. Only a total cunthead brags about having a sophisticated palate. Real gentleman have class and dignity about don’t need to scream from the mountain tops about being better than everybody else. Cue the tape.