Dan Snyder And The FedEx Field Turf Are The Two Worst Things Of All Time
First of all, Happy Thanksgiving, fam. Hope you had a lovely, relaxing holiday filled with friends, family, laughs, and love.
Second of all, I hope Dan Snyder had a terrible Thanksgiving. I hope his entire family hates him and it’s nothing but yelling and awkward silence and pent up anger being unleashed and people storming out the door before the turkey has been carved.
And that field. It’s bad every single game of every single season. Without fail. It has ended careers. It took RG3 from us. And now it just ate Kirk Cousins foot and caused him to throw a pick 6. That’s what it’s like to play for Dan Snyder. We will never be a real team as long as Snyder is running things.
Also, as for this game thus far, Kirk is doing everything he can behind all 4th string offensive linemen and without Pryor, Reed, Thompson, or Kelly. This game stinks though. It’s so bad. Don’t forget to buy a bunch of Barstool DMV Christmas sweaters when they go on sale at Midnight. I’m gonna go eat more stuffing.