Who The Hell Does The Rockies 1st Base Coach Think He Is Lecturing Our Kids?

Hey Rene, back the fuck off. Don’t want our youth being corrupted by some journeyman drunk who batted .210 for his career and had a managerial record of 428-560 (.433).

Hope this kid not only pissed on the seat but upper deckered the toilet when he got home solely out of spite.