Art Is Anal Cheese

This gif was making its way around a few days ago. I thought it was kinda funny at first. Just a silly little happy that we run into from time to time on the internet. Anal cheese. Get it? It’s like cum stuff near the butt I think. The more I think about it though, the more it fucks with my brain. I’ve been walking around just muttering Art Is Anal Cheese under my breath for days. I’ve been saying artisanal/ art is anal and trying to figure out how the grammar works. The English lexicon and pronunciation standards are just so damn wild. Do we like anal porn more because it’s art? Did Van Gogh? Did Rembrandt? Wow! Did Monet? Probably. Monet. Big Anal guy. Huge.

Art is Anal Cheese. Or is it? Folks,,, seems like we’ll never know. I feel like this is a song for Pocahontas to sing. I think only her beauty and depth of nature can really do this question justice. That’s the thing though. It’s not even a question. It’s a gif. In fact, it’s a gift. Whoa.
You think I’m an ignorant savage

You think you own whatever land you land on
The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You’ll learn things you never knew, you never knew
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind

Art is anal cheese.