The United States Navy Uses The Sky As Their Own Personal Porta-Potty

WARNING: Some viewers may find the photos in this story offensive

OKANOGAN COUNTY, Wash. – Officials with the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island said one of their aircraft was involved in the obscene skywritings spotted in Okanogan County.

Photos sent to KREM 2 by multiple sources show skydrawings of what some people are saying is male genitalia. Some sources have even tweeted pictures of what they saw.

Huge shoutout to the Navy for doing what Marines have wanted to do for years. You can only draw so many dicks on the walls of a porta potty before you, as a Military Branch, need to take it to the next level. Kudos to these sailors for doing just that.

If we cant draw dicks in the sky without the libtards getting their panties in a twist, then why even have freedom? If you dont like drawings of dicks, you dont like the troops.

I mean, it’s not like the greatest Navy in the world went up there high in the sky and drew a picture of Our Lady Of Guadalupe lookin kinda like a spread open vagina. That’d be an issue for sure!

I could see getting upset about that one. In fact, I’m offended and gonna demand that I take this photo down later.

In short, well done, Navy. There is room for improvement, however. Next time I wanna see our seamen use semen coming from the scrotum in the sky. I dont think that’s too much to ask.