Dude Goes Viral For Tweet Storm About How Much The Cheesecake Factory Sucks
Hey Twitter guy:
Is there anything worse than people who act like they’re better than trash chain restaurants? Just the worst type of pretentious. I mean don’t get me wrong Cheesecake Factory is a trash restaurant and you’re trash if you eat there. So what? What’s wrong with being trash sometimes? Chilis, Olive Garden, TGI Fridays, Outback, Applebees before millennials killed it, Ruby Tuesday etc etc etc. All those places are low class and low quality and they’re all delicious and awesome in their own special way. Not everything has to be a fucking status thing. If I want a bowl of never ending pasta with unlimited breadsticks at a tourist trap OG in the middle of Times Square surrounded by French tourists with Nikon cameras strapped around their necks hanging into their bowls of Alfredo then I’ll fucking go there and eat it. If I want to grab one of the 1,400 seats at Cheesecake Factory and scroll through a menu longer than any book I read as an English major then I’ll fucking do that without worrying about your 200,000 characters of judgement spouted off from your pompous Twitter fingers. FOH.