All-Time Handshake Breakdown: Trump Partakes In Group Handshake In The Philippines
Alright folks we’re coming at you this afternoon from the Philippines with Donnie Abroad in absolute peak form. We got some weird ass customary Asian summit group handshake deal and believe it or not watching Trump partake is absolutely hilarious. Our big clown president who’s like a foot taller than the guys next to him bopping his way through an Asian world leaders group handshake. Sound entertaining? Good because it is entertaining. Here we go.
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Let’s break it down.
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The PA Announcer
This guy has to be the creepiest motherfucker I’ve ever heard in my entire life. “Look at the camera and give us your brightest smile!” Uhhh how about no you creepy fuck. What’re the chances this guy’s chasing kids around with the exact same rhetoric when he gets off work? One trillion percent? Might need to move to Alabama and run for Senate.
Duterte’s Outfit
Everybody’s in a suit and Duterte’s rocking a white button down from the Pac Sun under $20 rack. Respect. Great stuff from maybe the only dude more controversial than Trump — the Filipino President is infamous for rape jokes, encouraging folks to just kill anyone they think is a drug dealer, and much, much more.
Here’s a little laugh he and Donnie had shitting on the media.
Trump’s Face
Trump looks like a garage band bassist jacked up to shred for the next 4 hours.
Incredible.
The Height
If it wasn’t the hair that made him stick out, or his orange glow, or him being the most powerful and controversial person on earth, of course Donnie is like a foot taller than the guys next to him. Just towering over them. Sticks goofily above everyone while carrying out his notoriously goofy antics.
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I wish Trump were abroad every week. 100% delivery rate. From magic spheres…
To handshakes…
To more handshakes…
To group handshakes…
…Donnie Abroad delivers.