Quick Shifts 11/7: Is "I'm Gonna Fuck Your Wife" Too Aggressive Of A Chirp?

Jordie 11/8/2017 9:55 AM

(I know the quality isn’t great here. Had a few technical difficulties to work through this morning)

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I love a great chirp just as much as the next guy but I gotta be honest–even I think this one crosses some sort of line. Listen, if you’re going to tell a guy on the ice that you’re going to bang his old lady, then you better follow up your words with some action. You can’t just go skating around all willy-nilly telling everybody that there’s cuckery afoot if you don’t have any intentions on actually doing the deed. You can’t be the boy who cried “I’m gonna fuck your wife” or else nobody is ever going to believe you. This chirp is a slippery, slippery slope. I know that hockey players are typically known for banging their teammates wives and then fighting in the locker room culminating into one of them getting traded, but keep that shit in the locker room. Don’t bring that chirp to the ice unless you really mean it.