Woman Gets Mad That Taco Bell Doesn't Serve Fries And Blames It All On Racism

Either that girl is the dumbest person in the world, from another universe, or just really really reeeeeally wanted some french fries on Harold and Kumar’s level. I can relate to the last of those three options because based on appearances, I know my fast food much more than she does. Regardless of the answer, I just kept doing this to my computer during that entire video.

Actually one more possibility popped into my head. Maybe this woman aged from 20 years overnight like Tom Hanks in Big and was just a 2-year-old the day before. Then again, my kid is 2 and even she can understand the simple concepts like human decency and if there is nothing but tacos and tortillas on the menu, there are probably not french fries there. I obviously wish that wasn’t the case. And based on Taco Bell’s always expanding menu, we could have french fries sooner rather than later. But the fact remains that there are unfortunately no french fries at Taco Bell (yet). You know what, now I am upset that there are no french fries at Taco Bell. What the fuck Taco Bell? You are trying to tell me there are no fries in Mexico?

Still, this is one of those videos that is so ridiculous, I continue to wonder if this is all an attempt to go viral and get some views on her Instagram or something. Who cares if you look like a goddamn fool on the internet if you can get your followers numbers up? Going viral is temporary, but a great online presence is forever. Even claiming racism on a person trying their hardest to help you out isn’t crazy in 2017. Everyone is some sort of “ist” in someone else’s mind. Racist, sexist, ageist. Or if Barstool is involved in the controversy, then it’s all of the above no questions asked.

And shout out to the sassy dude that threw out an SAT word like tilapia to a girl that couldn’t fathom that Taco Bell didn’t have french fries. Just an all-time leap of faith in someone else’s intelligence. That entire exchange was my favorite part of the video was so simple yet had me in tears.

P.S. The cashier of this video needs to be inducted into whatever Hall of Fame Taco Bell has. And if they don’t have a Hall of Fame yet, at least give her unlimited Mountain Dew Baja Blast for life as a pension. She’s the real MVP here and along with Mr. Sass, the only thing that makes me feel like humankind has a chance while watching this video.