Vulture Takes Crocodile's Dignity In Sad Display Of Apathy

Ricardo here has a real problem on his scaly croc claws. This is how you lose street cred faster than you can say reptilian embarrassment. At the beginning of the video Ricardo might as well be the genetically engineered dinosaur from Jurassic World. That thing is a BEAST. We’re talking 12 feet of pure ambush predation. Sit completely still while lesser endowed mammalian creatures and flimsy birds waltz close enough to get ragdolled into a nice afternoon snack. By the end of it he might as well have been a Monarch Butterfly drinking nectar at the Insectarium. If I’m a vulture I’m hopping my bald ass over and taking a nap on the end of his lackadaisical snout, because he won’t do a thing about it.

I don’t care that Ricardo has been living the good life getting his meals served up to him. I don’t care that he may have accurately assessed that he is much better suited for ambushes at the water’s edge where his ancestors have adapted to surprise prey. I don’t care that he probably figures its not worth it to exert energy over a little snack when the trainers will assuredly just serve another one straight to his giant mouth. It’s the principle of the issue.

You think these vultures would try that bullshit with this guy?

Its like Capone walking around the table with a bat. Sometimes you have to consume one of these cocky ass vultures to set the record straight. You eat MY SCRAPS, not the other way around. When I’ve eaten about 36 raw chickens and maybe a few rat appetizers, you can come pick at the crumbs. Time to put the Gatorland Orlando ecosystem back in order.