Da Gawd Paulina Gretzky Was At It Again Last Night In Miami

PAULINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Two kids in and still a goddamn SMOKE. Paulina’s still throwing high 90s cheese on the black. I don’t know who that other guy is but he’s not Dustin Johnson but we’re not gonna get into that right now. The caption says it’s her best friend. You wanna know how stupid I am? I thought Paulina was gonna have a conservative Halloween. I thought she was gonna chill out with the fam and keep it low key. I’ve been a Paulina fan for years and I somehow thought that. I’ve been taking screenshots of her Snap and Instagram stories since some of you were knee-high to a grasshopper and I thought that. So dumb of me. And sure, today is Halloween and maybe she’s gonna kick it with her kids tonight and hand out candy. But she wasn’t going out without a fight. Enter, Miami Nights. All glitzed up and stuntin on her Instagram story. She’s the best.

Never Forget

PLAY PAULINE’S MUSIC!