Pornstar Lana Rhoades Puts In The (Double Anal) Dedication We All Expect From Our Porn Stars

This is easily the best Instagram exchange I’ve ever read. Our guy Suraj was all upset that Lana only took TWO dicks instead of THREE. He’s seen double anal so many times, and was quite disappointed Lana didn’t put three dicks in her ass. To be fair, if you expect 3 dicks in an ass and only see 2, that can ruin your boners for a week. Sad!

Lana then responded, like a professional, about the literal blood, sweat, and tears she put into making this film. How she suffered a devastating injury, rehabbed, and returned like Kirk Gibson in the 1988 World Series to do double anal & Mandingo in ONE day. That’s an all time effort. History books will write about this. She’s the porn hero we need, not the one we deserve. So stop torrenting her double anal videos, for christ’s sake, she didn’t tear her asshole in half for you to steal her work.