Dude Gets Revenge On High School Bully By Fucking His Mother 20 Years Later Is As Savage, And Patient, As It Gets

Here’s your second date update on the 10! Pure, unadulterated savagery. Could it all be fake? Of course. In fact, the J-Mac sensors are a full-blown Tsunami warning. Shock Jocks have faked more for less. But let’s assume this is all for real. This is some Sun Tzu Art of Revenge stuff right here. The dude laid down at the bottom of the ocean like a damn Demersal fish and waited 20 YEARS for the right time to strike. And when he did, he went straight for the entire family. Now, I’m not one condoning any sort of Revenge Porn, if this even qualifies. That stuff is truly awful for the victims involved. But to be this pent up with getting stuffed in lockers to take it to this level of barbarianism with such patience is something to behold. I guess the lesson to take away is don’t be a bully, unless you want your mother fucked. A wise lesson, indeed.

Throwback to one of my favorite (still possibly fake) radio pranks in existence. Happy Birthday, Lois!