The NRA Concealed Carry Fashion Show Was A Who's Who Of Sexiness

The NRA had their concealed carry fashion show in Milwaukee this weekend and as you would expect from a bunch of gun loving midwesterners, there were some LOOKS. Let’s take a peek at them…
 

“What makes you think I’m stealing this? The fact that the price tag is still attached? Oh didn’t notice that, just like I’m sure you didn’t notice this pistol I’m about to pull out. Step aside, this Vinci bag isn’t worth losing your life over. It’s not your money and I’ve got a PTA meeting to stunt at.”

“Did you just compliment by biceps? I’m no queer!”

“Bell-bottom jeans are back and they’re not just for disco anymore, they’re perfect for stashing your 9.” Show that ankle like a harlot and give that person one last ounce of joy before you blow them away.

Family parties get real when you think nana is rearranging her floppy titty back into her bra but she’s actually pulling out the glock because you didn’t send her a thank you note for that birthday check…

Feel like a shirt is pretty necessary for concealing a gun on your torso but when you’ve got pecs like that you’ve gotta share them with the world, it’s out of your hands.

Flashin’ nips and blastin’ hollow tips

“I said… I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE”

Never has a gray polo and some Wrangler work jeans been strutted harder. It would be a garbage fit but that toy gun really pulls the whole thing together.

As with all fashion shows, the crowd could barely contain themselves. Men fainting with every woman’s shake down the runway, ladies throwing bras at every glimpse of male torso. It was a frenzy out there. Everyone’s horny and you can see it.