There Is A Cheetos Restaurant Coming To New York City Next Week

Business Insider- On Tuesday, Cheetos announced plans to open “The Spotted Cheetah,” a fine-dining restaurant in New York City. The restaurant will be serving up Cheetos-inspired fare for a limited time only, from August 15 to 17.

Celebrity chef Anne Burrell will be making culinary creations such as Cheetos Crusted Fried Pickles, Spicy Cheetos Nachos, and Cheetos Sweetos Crusted Cheesecake. The three-course menu will have feature items ranging from $8 to $22.

Well I guess we can cross New York City off of Kim Jong-un’s nuclear hit list. No fat person in their right man could blow up a city that houses a restaurant that uses Cheetos as its base ingredient. Maybe this rat infested hell hole isn’t so bad after all. I love everything about this restaurant. A full menu from apps to dessert. The usage of different Cheetos types (Sweetos are fucking INCREDIBLE for anyone that hasn’t tried them). And the name The Spotted Cheetah is fancy as fuck. Granted it sounds like a strip club more than a restaurant. But still, kudos for the name as well as the creativity of whoever came up with Cheetos nachos.

And for the people that say Cheetos shouldn’t be used as a dinner food, my response is how dare you. Those are the type of people that look down on others for eating a PB&J sandwich for lunch or chicken fingers for dinner. Good food is good food, no matter how old you were when you started eating it. The first person that put his mouth on a cow’s udder for milk must have been looked as an absolute savage. Back in the day lobster was for the poors because nobody wanted to eat something that looked like the cockroach of the sea. Now it’s the symbol of wealth and good eating. I can’t wait until Cheetos one day makes it to that level and snooty rich dudes are sucking Cheetos cheese off their fingers while closing multimillion dollar deals at dinner.

h/t TAW