The News Having To Report On Steve Bannon Sucking His Own Cock Is A Delight

Politics are quite amazing. Better than any reality show on the air right now, sorry Chrisley Knows Best. In one day, just one day, we had the White House Communication Officer claim Steve Bannon sucks his own dick, then John McCain make a heel turn for the ages and share laughs with the Dems as he voted No on the ACA repeal as Mitch McConnell sulked

But the best has to be the news outlets trying to cover the Steve Bannon blowing himself saga. It’s pure craziness this comes from Trump’s new right-hand man, so they have to cover it, and it’s amazing. Like here are these journalists who have all sorts of advanced degrees and have worked so hard for so many years to get to their current positions, and now they are reaching out to Steve Bannon to see if he has ever inserted his penis into his own mouth.

But the gold medal goes to Brian Williams last night on MSNBC, who put it as delightfully as possible:

Surprised he didn’t end the segment “…and that was talkin’ suckin’ your own dick”.

What a wonderful world we live in, folks. What a wonderful world.