Throwback: Stalin Just Outlawed Cowards And I Think... I Think He's Actually On To Something Here
Rick Roll’d, mother fuckers. Happy 30th anniversary to the KING.
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Now on to the rest of the blog…
July 27, 1943 – Joseph Stalin, premier and dictator of the Soviet Union, issues Order No. 227, what came to be known as the “Not one step backward” order, in light of German advances into Russian territory. The order declared, “Panic makers and cowards must be liquidated on the spot. Not one step backward without orders from higher headquarters! Commanders…who abandon a position without an order from higher headquarters are traitors to the Fatherland.”
Listen. I’m not the biggest Stalin guy on the planet. Smokin’ Joe Stalin isn’t exactly a guy I’d like to go out and have a drink with. Who knows? You accidentally say the wrong thing over a couple of cold ones and all of a sudden you’re never heard from again.
With that being said, I can get behind this No Cowards Allowed shit. We’re in the middle of a war here, people. Last thing I need is to be sandwiched between a couple of bitch-made betas on my right and left who are going to leave me for dead once the action gets going. I don’t care if you’re a man, a woman, a tranny or whatever. Just don’t be a little bitch coward. If you want to fight then let’s do this. But if you are going to piss your pants and run home the moment you hear gunfire, then get the fuck outta here.
And this doesn’t even just have to pertain to war. I think we should outlaw cowards everywhere. Like, for example, sports. Say you’re a quarterback and you’re playing in the Super Bowl–the biggest game of your life–and you’re puking out of fear. That makes you a coward and you must be liquidated on the spot. Like I said, I’m not big on supporting Stalin. But I’m right there with him in his stance against bitch-made betas.
P.S. – If the Soviet army was made up entirely of hockey players, this wouldn’t even be an issue right now. Hockey guys are way too tough to ever surrender.