Alabama, Ole Miss, and Miss State Extend Offer To An 8th Grader Who Could Be 30

College football programs have been serving kids in middle school offers for years based on potential. They pray that these young kids will fill out their frames and come into college ready to start day one. Well, Jaheim Oatis looks like he could start at Alabama, like, tomorrow.

The 6’4, 286 lb DE/TE is taking criticism on twitter because people do not think he is in 8th grade, and I am on everyone else’s side. Hugh Freeze Saban is going to be walking up to refs and slipping them $5 to ensure this kids eligibility next season.

In 8th grade I think I was about 5’6, 125, wearing skinny jeans and skateboarding. What the hell is this kid being fed? He must drink 2 gallons of milk a day, a t bone steak, and shit protein shakes. Regardless, I cannot wait to see this kids highlight tape throughout high school It’ll probably look something like this.

Written by @JakeBass657