People Got Asked Their Favorite Sex Position and Shit Got Very Weird Quickly

I usually hate these videos because they’ve been done time after time and it’s your usual shit. But this old guy saying in the creepiest way “wearing a mask” makes me want to crawl inside my own skin and never come out.

Shit out of nightmares. The only other guy I know in the world who probably has the same answer happens to work in the same office as me.

You have to instantly assume this guy lives on a farm or in an area where the human population is below 100. It takes one hell of a sexual deviant to resort to putting on a goddamn mask to have to turn you on for sex. Imagine bringing that up for the first time to try it out? I mean that’s top 5 weirdest/awkwardest conversation starters with your significant other you can have right?

1. I don’t think our child is yours
2. You should probably get tested
3. Let’s get a divorce
4. I never want to see your parents again
5. Let’s have sex with masks tonight

Other honorable mentions in this video while we’re here

Scissor Queen

I’ve never seen someone more animated about anything in my entire life. This asian girl is all about scissoring.

The Poster Child of JJO
Dude’s favorite position is his right hand. Has no time for females in his life.

BYU Boy

This fucking guy who’s waiting for marriage because he’s a good little christian boy. These people are aliens, no other way to put it.